FORK THE SPOON

Violence is acceptable now is it?
You see kiddies, that's how the grownups do it. If someone offends you, go and smack them in the mouth. Then it's fixed.
Houston YOU have a problem
“HE” works through ME because I’m great! I’m (not) worthy. You shall do what I say because “HE” chose ME! Would you go against “HIM”??”
Hi, nice to meet you, let's get married
I mean, who, when asked to return a bridesmaid dress, cuts it up into little pieces and sends it back to the bride like that? Who does that?
Just don't be a boob
Women have had their bodies exposed in television and movies for decades. The male body is NOT sacred!"
I'm offended!
I have big opinions on Me-again and Haz-been. Bet you can't guess what they are.
All I want for my birthday is...
It's not the first time we've had a sticky table here. God knows what happens on it, but you know what, it didn't matter.
All I want for Xmas is...
But then he said "I could clean the house for you" Unfortunately I got stuck on the "for you" part of that sentence...
One? Or Two?
He's waiting for my response. I chose "one" this time and tried not to interpret the look he gave me. There was a look right? Like he know
A dirty little secret
It's innocently illicit... it makes me want to do the same thing! Just for the excitement of potential discovery.
You put your left arm in you put your left arm out
I just keep looking at that arm being thrust out and in, up and down. It's like an ungraceful conductor who has lost control of their orch
Did I ever think that was cute?
I once heard someone say something like this. "Those things that you find cute when you're dating your partner, are the same things that...
Lemon Tree, Oh so pretty, but Limoncello is better
If you walk into my house you'll see lots of empty, or water filled, liquor bottles. While alcohol has fuelled my dancing habit (just ask...
But is it ever really enough?
For those that don't know, while I was born in Australia my parents are Italian and yes, I inherited those Italian genes. That means,...
The trick is, you missed out on treats.
Halloween was only ever something I saw on American TV as I was growing up. It was never a thing here in Australia but boy did I wish it...
Is that "punched in the eye" blue eyeshadow I see?
Like the rest of Australia, I've been tuning out of the Bachelor and Bachelorette franchises. It's nothing to do with the people they...
Is it cheap or is it just s*&#
I've gotten right into online grocery shopping in the last few months. My pantry has never been so well stocked! Seriously! I'm spending...
No offense but...
Are there any words more offensive than "No Offense but..." Not long after my first marriage ended, I was out with some friends. We were...
I'm watching YOU
Are you watching YOU? Hubby and I have watched the first two seasons of YOU and were looking forward to watching Season Three which hit...
It's Taylor Made!
This morning hubby asked me if I wanted to go for a drive to our beautiful Clare Valley region and he'd barely uttered the sentence when...





















